Tuesday, May 3, 2011 | By: Funny Photo Site

Funny jokes No.3 - Funny Lawyer and witness part 2

 Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
    Witness: "July 15th."
    Lawyer: "What year?"
    Witness: "Every year."

    Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
    Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
    Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
    Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
    Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
    Witness: "'Winchester'!"

    Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
    Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

    Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
    Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
    Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
    Witness: "Er...his face."

    Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
    Witness: "Yes."
    Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
    Witness: "I forget."
    Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

    Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
    Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
    Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
    Witness: "Forty-five years."


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